My Grandma Luler was one of the high points in my life. The daughter of a Civil War veteran, she grew up in the wilderness of Alabama. At a place called Wolf Creek. To call Wolf Creek isolated just doesn't do the area justice. I can't recall the exact number of siblings she had. However, I do remember two of her sisters. One sister was called Della, the other was called Mertie. If I remember right, Luler was the youngest of the three girls.
I never got to really know aunt Della. Della was a recluse, preferring to keep her own counsel.
Aunt Mertie was a bootlegger plain and simple. She adhered to the
philosophy that if she wasn't selling Shine someone else would. Sweet
old gal, but hard as nails in her business dealings. She kept a roll of money in her brazier big enough to choke a horse. She toted a pistol big enough to kill that same poor horse.
All three of the sisters still wore long dresses in a fashion long since gone. However, dressing that way was not uncommon in our area at that time. That time being the early 1950s.
Luler was more like Della than like Mertie. When it came to Grandmas, you'd be hard pressed to find one any better. Among her many talents she was both an excellent musician and a great story teller.
Grandma was a clean living person. Didn't drink, smoke, chew or dip, was a vegetarian to boot. Wasn't much for cussing either.
Grandma's next door neighbor was a cranky old women named Edith Bray. Edith was the neighborhood gossip. She was also an entrepreneur of sorts, selling different items that she ordered though the mail. Edith even sold Stanley products. For anyone that don't know, Stanley markets a line of household products. Those products are sold door to door.
One fine spring day Edith showed up at Lulers door with two bottles of some brown concoction. An elixir called Hadicol. According to its label it was the missing link in the field of pharmaceutical science. Curing everything from shingles to cancer, it could also remove unsightly warts.
Hadicol swept through our part of the country like wildfire. It really could make a difference in how a person felt. Wasn't long before Edith couldn't keep enough in stock to meet the demand. Don't know who made the stuff or what was in it? I can't recall seeing it on shelf of any stores. A local disc-jockey plugged it every day for a number of weeks. His actions were most likely what would later be called a "Payola" deal. The Hadicol company paid the DJ directly to mention their product. A common practice in the broadcasting industry at that time.
Grandma Luler and Edith Bray couldn't say enough good things about Hadicol. Grandma said it made her feel peaceful. The ingredients remained a mystery. Then, one day the FDA started seizing it. Didn't take them long to get it all. Nobody went to jail so I guess everything was for the best.
I've been told that Hadicol bottles sell pretty good on E-BAY. Wish I'd have saved some of the bottles when they were plentiful.
They
were four close friends who time and distance separated, but throughout
life they were never farther apart than the blinking of an eye.
We are often tempted to wonder if God is real. I’m guilty at times of falling prey to such blindness. Thinking back, we are often amazed by recollections we have and how God helped us in our lives.
Just little country farm boys, we would often tempt fate in knowing and unknowing ways. We had our share of chores and farming duties to attend to, but we were also allowed time to play and explore. Tosh and the rest of the crew were always into something.
Ed and Tom were the Wideman boys; their parents rented a small farm from old Mr. Millwood. Tosh and Travis lived about a mile from the Wideman brothers, so it was inevitable that we’d all become friends. After being told about “dry creek” fishing by old man Millwood, the four boys were sold on the idea.
Dry creek fishing comes about as the result of the creeks drying up except in their deepest spots. The fish are forced to inhabit the deep places because the hot dry summer hasn’t left them much choice. This need to find water also applies to snakes, turtles, frogs, and whatever else needs water.
The four boys fished up and down Cheatom Creek pools, hoping to catch some real lunkers so they could have a fish fry. After a day of having to contend with all the other deep pool dwellers, they gave up. Snakes in particular were very bothersome. No one wanted to get snake-bit.
The oldest Wideman daughter had been bitten earlier in the year, and we all were aware of the problems she had suffered as a result. Her name was Kathleen, but we all called her Kat instead. So after much discussion Tosh, Travis, Tom, and Ed decided the snakes could have it all. The boys had dodged the snake bites, which is sort of fun but not very smart. Leave those bad reptiles alone!
Spring that year had brought tornadoes and a lot of high winds. One of the results of such weather was a lot of blown-down trees. The four boys decided they would really be useful and turn some of those fallen trees into firewood.
It was a beautiful day that the boys picked to cut some firewood. They headed into the woods with a double-bladed ax, a cross-cut saw, and an RC bottle filled with kerosene. The kerosene is used to clean pine resin off the saw blade — not a real problem because we were going to cut hardwood.
After having to wrestle the saw from bad cuts that allowed the log to collapse on the blade and pinch it, we decided this wasn’t gonna work. Travis had already figured another way to do it. His Plan B was to top the tree first and saw from top to bottom. Years later Travis would recall the plan and what followed. After the initial topping the older boys had been sawing, they had cut off two chunks of about thirty inches each. Ed and Travis decided to try to lift the trunk high enough to lay one of the earlier cut pieces under it.
Tosh and Tom as well as a little Rat Terrier named Black Boy had been of chasing some confused squirrels that most likely had been living in one of the downed oaks. The little dog chased a squirrel down into the hole made when the wind ripped the tree from the ground. Tom and Tosh were partially into the same hole trying to get the dog.
It was at that moment that the remaining piece of tree trunk and root ball decided to once again stand upright. Travis screamed at the top of his lungs for everyone to get away from the tree. In the blinking of an eye Travis mounted that oak a la Slim Pickens in the movie Dr. Strangelove. For the briefest of moments the tree hesitated – just long enough for Tom, Tosh, and Black Boy to get clear. Once that moment had passed that old tree shot upright like some ancient siege engine. I suppose it was a form of kinetic energy.
That catapult ride should have killed Travis, but not so — he broke his left thumb but was able to get up and go check on the others. Travis realized that he had been part of something very powerful. God stood up to death and won — none of my children today, not even the dog.
And so it has always been.
So many of my friends I’ll not see again, but you will all live within my heart and soul.
My dads plan to reach Texarkana paned out just about right. We got there just as dusky dark was tuning to full night. The noise of the traffic woke me up. I discovered that my arrival in Texas was accompanied a bladder in emergency mode. Gotta go right now, I mean RIGHT NOW. Mama had been sure to bring along our old enamel chamber pot. "Slop Jar" to you backwoods folks. I couldn't find the dern thing. I couldn't hold out any longer so I Peed thru a crack in the tail gate. My little brother was yelling "I gonna tell mama what you did". So instead of seeing my first real Texas cowboy I end up peeing on the main drag in downtown Texarkana. I guess you could say I marked my passing. Texas I are here.
My dad stopped for gas just west of town. He told us that he and Tittle planned to drive until they needed to gas up again. They would find a spot to rest after they had gone that far. Mama brought us supper. Vieanna sausage, white loaf bread and Canada Ginger ale . I hate Ginger ale but what you gonna do. Little brother blirted out to mama about me peeing. I got scolded by my mom. My dad just sort of gave me a grin and a wink. As if to say "a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do". Mama found that chamber pot and said I'd better use it or else. Didn't want nobody to think we were backward. Hey, I wasn't being backward, I had to pee.
Pretty soon us and the little Ford were back on the road again. Dad had left the flap up on the tarp and I could see the Texas sky. The weather had turned good. No clouds and the rain was gone. The night sky was full of stars as far as the eye could see. Texas is a big piece of real estate. Flat and reaching out beyond the horizon. The stars at night really are big and bright in Texas. Mom had got in back with brother and me. Wasn't long before the steady whine of the Ford sang me to sleep.
For whatever reason I lay in the back of that truck and started to dream about being back in Alabama. Mostly I dreamed about the "Runt".